The Byte: Archives

The Byte is a short form comedy newsletter, focused on the latest in tech. It is home to my bad puns, hot takes, and rants about the digital divide. The below is an archive of my favorite updates.

 
 
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A Total Hack Job

This edition of The Byte talks about how everything in your house and life is spying on you! Paranoia and hilarity ensues.

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Streaming Services, Spy Satellites, and Space

Not to flex, but this edition of The Byte features alliteration, sibiliance, and assonance. It’s asininely distinct literary devices and tech updates, what’s not to love?

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Breaking Format, Power Plants, and Misogynistic Manifestos

We break format for this edition of The Byte, so I can rant about Ukrainian infrastructure hacking and bad faith criticism of tech diversity.