Breaking Format, Power Plants, and Misogynistic Manifestos

This is an archival post from 7/31/2017-8/7/2017

We’re branching out this week by combining two bits into one and dipping into politics.

0-1: TOLD YOU SO

Just a year ago, I was touted as a paranoid conspiracy theorist for my fear of Ukrainian infrastructure hacking. Now, I am a vindicated paranoid conspiracy theorist. For the unacquainted, the Ukraine is the testing ground for hackers. As a quick recap, the Ukrainian national bank, power company, and other government computer systems were all hit with a strain of the Wannacry virus.The Ukraine also faced the first successful hack of an electrical grid back in 2015, and another  in 2016.  While the Ukraine may feel like decades, velour track suits, and several bottles of homemade vodka away from the US, their infrastructure is not far off from ours. This past month, there was a breech at several US nuclear power facilities. While the breach caused no interrupt in normal operations, experts believe it was most likely a probing virus, meaning something bigger and badder is yet to come. Other experts say the hack is NBD. Both sides agree on one thing: the hack is probably Russian.

2: Speaking of Red scares...

For awhile now, tech nerds have been eagerly awaiting the entry of camera company RED to the smartphone market. Finally, we got our first hands on look at Hydrogen, which should be hitting the market in early 2018. The phone boasts one hell of a camera and a holographic display, and will have modular attachments for better filming. At $1600, my heart says yes; my bank account says nothing, but gives me a silent, desperate, pleading look.

3: AI for your A/C

Panasonic has entered the artificial intelligence game with some pretty cool tech- air conditioning to keep you awake. A sensory array monitors a driver’s face and thermal indicators to make sure you’re not snoozing in your Hyundai Sonata. The device will be made available auto manufacturers come fall. My prediction: the sensors will be sold not only to prevent drowsy driving, but to detect people and pups locked in hot cars.

4: GoT Gets Got

WARNING- Game of Thrones, so spoilers (but I know y’all have already watched, analyzed, and started a podcast about the episode last night...nerds).

Apparently, the greatest threat to the Iron Throne is not the alliance of Tyrion, Daenerys, and Jon Snow (RIP Olenna, Sand Snakes, etc.), but hackers. This past week, HBO was breached, resulting in a leaked script. If you recall, a similar hack happened a few months back with Orange is the New Black. However, the HBO breach was more extensive, and includes company financial data, emails, and a litany of other potentially sensitive information. The group dropped a ransom note, a new GoT script, and a clear message- we have more where that came from.

5-7: Fine, that Google Manifesto

Most of the time, we keep things pretty chill here on the Byte. Even with nuclear missiles, Russian hacks, and the imminent robot takeover, I keep it fun and flirty. However, nothing grinds my gears more than the near constant parade of articles about some faceless fedora who says women don’t belong in science, technology, engineering, or math. If you don’t know what I am talking about, you can read a Google employees manifesto about gender disparity in tech here, a Nobel prize winner’s speech against women in the lab here, or literally any Reddit thread. The arguments usually follow two founding principles - women in tech take jobs from better qualified men and women are predisposed to softer professions. Before getting outraged, let’s talk about it for the next two bits.

I’ll give credit where credit is due; the anonymous Google employee gave a pretty thorough analysis of diversity programs at the tech giant, and we do need to discuss how these programs are run. His viewpoint is not baseless and he certainly doesn’t deserve to be fired/hated/beheaded for having an opinion. However, his opinion is built on poorly aggregated data and a mess of flawed pseudo-science. To clear things up, I am not taking your job. In fact,diversity makes your company stronger. Start-Ups founded by women perform better in first rounds. Oh, also better in the S&P 500. Women have higher GPAs. Blind interviews favor women.I don’t plan on stealing your job. I am earning my own.  

Look- the genetic argument makes you seem like a real Francis Crick. My genes are not without their flaws. I have weak ankles, constant migraines, and frizzy hair, but my genes are just fine for polynomial interpolation and calculus,  and I am not special or unique. There is no clear link between gender and abilityOur brains, unlike the machines we build to emulate them, are not binary. Women and men are far more complex than wheels or heels/ staches or lashes/ any other cringey gender reveal rhymes you’ll find on Pinterest. For the record, our anonymous friend seems to support the idea that both men and women face implicit bias, and that those biases need to be addressed. But the manifesto makes sweeping statements, not specific instances or statistics. Not to mention, research in gender performance is often muddied and contradictory. So to the fedoras of the world, let’s talk nuance and numbers, not nonsense.

Streaming Services, Spy Satellites, and Space

This is an archival post from 4/26/17-5/3/17

0: Orange is the new hack.

A hack has resulted in the release of the first ten episodes of Orange is the New Black, following Netflix’s refusal to pony up a ransom demand. The ransom demands featured British spelling, so the perpetrators are most likely from across the pond. The hackers have dubbed themselves TheDarkOverlord, presumably because The Dark Lord was taken by a more famous and menacing Brit. TDO has threatened more networks, so maybe we will get to see a new season of Sherlock in a reasonable amount of time.

1: Hulugans take on big cable.

Speaking of streaming services, Hulu made headlines this week for finally launching live TV service. Rather than competing with the binge-watching monoliths, HBO and Netflix, Hulu has chosen to pick a fight with cable. The live TV package includes its streaming content and 50+ live channels for $40/month. After losing big with CW  and the Criterion collection, Hulu finally has something to offer in a fairly saturated market. Channels will include HGTV (so important, y’all) and ESPN (yay sports, I guess). Because Hulu is owned by TV programmers, expect the channel list to expand. The pivot could be mean the long awaited death of cable. Here’s to hoping.

2: We can all own Cher’s computer closet thanks to Amazon.

Finally, science has caught up to the 1995 masterpiece Clueless, announcing this week that an Amazon Echo add-on can enable Alexa to tell if your outfit is a total Betty or Hagsville. Amazon has created the Echo Look;  a camera addition that takes pictures and live video to get every angle of an outfit. Look uses machine learning to tell if your outfit matches. The catch? Hackers can exploit any piece of tech, so maybe having a camera pointed at you getting undressed is a risk. Or Amazon could sell data to their advertising partners; in the end, Echo Look could end up more HAL than pal, if you catch my drift.

3: Yes, you are being followed.   

Well, tracked and analyzed. Is that better? Maybe worse. Okay, it’s a lateral move. Anyhow, apps are using ultrasonic signals to track the ads you watch, the stores you shop in, and the videos you watch; your data is carted off to marketing firms so your ad experiences are custom tailored, targeted, and terrifying. Even the US government thinks the practice is skeezy. But the creep factor isn’t the only issue, these signals can be the perfect door for hackers to access your devices. Before crafting tin foil hats, maybe change your privacy settings.

4: ARM gives image processors a leg to stand on.

Buckle up kids, because this is a tech news deep cut. So, for those of you unoriented with embedded architectures, ARM is patriarch of the computer age, or at least a powerful uncle, maybe not a Michael Corleone, but at least a Tom Hagen. Messy mafia movie metaphors and arduous alliteration aside, ARM’s dip into image processing could mean big things.To make a long and very technical story short, we have great cameras, but our processors suck. ARM is launching their own ISP to make them un-suck, beginning with a new processor for automobiles. Don’t be surprised if self-driving cars are more accessible after the official launch.

5: SpaceX launches spy satellite.

This week, SpaceX began exploring a new frontier- subcontracted satellite espionage for the US government. Following a brief technical delay, SpaceX launched a surveillance satellite on Monday. Elon Musk’s company joins the likes of Lockheed Martin, Boeing, and United Launch Alliance vying for government contracts, but SpaceX offers something new: recycling. In March of this year, SpaceX successfully launched its first ever fully reusable rocket, after of course, failing spectacularly to do the same in January. In any case, I’m just happy Musk is employing the 3 R’s: Reduce, Reuse, Reconnaissance.

6: Science trumps Oval Office recommendations.

It’s a good week to be a nerd. The new season of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 is awesome. Our lord and savior, Joss Whedon, is making a Batgirl movie. Oh, and the big cheese (Cheetos?) in charge failed to cut national science budgets. After serious budget cut threats from the Trump administration, scientists can breathe easy, at least until Sept. 30th, when the $1 trillion budget compromise will need to be reevaluated. Congress voted to increase the NIH budget, NASA’s budget; the EPA and NOAA budget remain largely the same. The budget bill represents some real compromise in an otherwise very divided Capitol Hill; Republican causes like border security funds and the defense budget received a funding boost.  

7: Celestis moves beyond out of this world funeral services.

Throw your DNA into the cosmic void, because why the hell not. If you aren’t quite committed to launching yourself off our plane of existence entirely, Celestis, the company behind shooting urns into space, is now offering to send a powderized portion of you-or at least your genetic make up. Yes, you too can have your powderized genome floating among the stars, for just around $12,000.


Bonus Bit: In preparation for final exams, I have spent some time researching the best means of procrastination. My rec for this week: 
water ping pong in space.

A Total Hack Job

This is an archival post from 8/7-8/14/2017.

This week’s Byte talks about how everything in your house and life is spying on you! Happy Monday!!

0:  Batteries (and a Sense of Security) not Included

Children’s toys are already objectively terrifying, and kids are the creepiest part of any horror movie. Thanks to the internet of things, children and their weird toys just got spookier (can you tell I’m not a kids person?). The FBI has warned that toys with microphones and a WiFi connection could be the perfect way for strangers to listen to your conversations. Germany banned a doll back in February over cybersecurity concerns, namely that anyone with the right URL could listen to your child play. I’ll take the Poltergeist clown doll any day, y’all can keep your Barbie’s Dream Hack.

1: Couch Potatoes Beware

I enjoy long romantic strolls from my TV to the fridge, so imagine my heartbreak when I found out these devices have also posed a cybersecurity risk. WiFi connected televisions and refrigerators are essentially an unlocked back door to your private network. Interconnected televisions pose another problem, as cybersecurity firm Scheels proved, hackers can control sets of televisions at once.

 

2: Russians Hacking Hotels

Russian hackers-is nothing sacred? Look, I get the nuclear facilities, the US election, and even Netflix, but why do you have to come after mid-tier hotels? Can’t I eat a waffle at the continental breakfast without worrying about my identity being stolen? As it turns out, the Ruskis have infiltrated hotel WiFi networks all over Europe. There is no confirmation that the breach has made it’s way to the USA, but it’s probably not too far behind. The hackers are leaving malware in hotel WiFi, and using it as a net to catch user credentials. The group being blamed is also accused of hacking the DNC last year.  


3: Implantables are not Impenetrable

Hacking is already invasive and terrifying, but to step up their nightmare points, computer creeps may be looking to medical implants next. You know, those life-saving bits of future tech that give us hope that human ingenuity is innately good? Yep, they may be the next deadly weapon. Researchers in the UK have already proved deadly signals can be transmitted to implantables. Essentially, by intercepting the signals put out by these devices, hackers can recreate the input signal, even without documentation on the implant. Meaning your PaPa’s pacemaker could be shut down or sped up remotely. What’s worse? Manufacturers, like St. Jude, are denying the vulnerability of their devices.

4: A Less Than Smart Smart Gun

A while back, someone had the brilliant idea of creating a gun that only fires when near an accompanying safety watch. For the record, the last sentence was meant to be read genuinely, not in the bitingly sarcastic tone I expect the rest of the blog to be interpreted in. The idea was good, and the concept could prevent a lot of accidents. However, give one hacker named Plore $15 worth of magnets, and the safety watch is for style points only. I’d go more in depth, but  the Wired article is too hard to top.A

5:  A Not so Secure Security Camera

Nest is trying to make the Disney Channel classic, Smart House, a reality. For the unfamiliar with both classic DCOMs and IoT giants, Nest makes WiFi and Bluetooth connected home devices. They take on everything from light switches to climate control, however, their interpretation of home security leaves much to be desired. This past spring, a hack was published that disabled Nest’s security cameras; potential burglars only need to be in Bluetooth range to reset the cameras.  Add this to the risk their thermostat poses to your network and maybe it’s time to leave the Nest.

6: Senators talk Cybersecurity

Despite how I feel, I am not the only one who cares about the growing list of things in my home that are totally hackable. Apparently, my representatives do too. Senators introduced a bill this week that would require IoT devices to meet a minimum security standard. In classic politician form, this law serves the interests of the government first- it only applies to products sold to the federal government. I’ll take a win where I can get one.


7: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I AM SCARED!

I know, the growing list of virtual threats is frightening, and not just because I am quickly running out of synonyms for the word hack. Here’s the thing: the more hacks we see, the better we are at anticipating and preventing them. So, before abandoning society for your own wireless Walden, let’s chat about what you can do to protect yourself. Only connect on private networks and use a VPN whenever possible.  Check settings, permissions, software updates, and keep up with cybersecurity news. As it turns out, by subscribing to this newsletter, you’ve already done that last one. Way to go you. You’re killing it.